Thursday
Oct112012

Applications for Mongoose Country are open!

What's up everyone! Applications are open again!

Well our two months are up and Applications are now open once more! I wish you all the best of luck this round!


Can I buy my way in?

If you donate $50 or more towards the server you'll be granted an automatic spot. This price may seem steep, but the matter of the fact is - if I make it too low, then everyone will donate to get in. At this price, a person has to think about the amount and won't just toss it around so easily. This will, for lack of a better term, weed out the people just trying to gain access and troll. This donation will also count towards your rank once on the server. 

This 'buy your way in' type of situation has been asked by a lot of people if we were ever going to do it again. It has worked for the last 3-4 rounds of applications and hasn't caused us any problems, so we'll leave this option in. Even if we get a troll or two that come in (Even though we haven't) - they'll get banned immediately and forever lose their chance to be on the server and wasted $50. Simple as that.

You can donate via the page above that says "donate" or here:

 

Writing out your Application:

First and foremost, one word answers will never get you into the server. Spend more than a minute on your application, it's not "First come first serve" In fact there has been a lot of times the first few hundred applications without finding a single one we liked. So put some personality in your application! Also, on the reverse side of things, writing out a 10 paragraph essay is not needed either. Our eyes get tired after reading thousands of these, and long applications will more than likely be skipped or skimmed. Try to keep it around 2-3 sentences per question, that's a great place to be at.

Don't mention how much you love our content! :P That's not what this application is about, show your love for us on our videos. This is an application about YOU, and only about you. You need to convince us that you're awesome (note: Do not say 'IM AWESOME' that got old after the first 50 times). Also do not send us pictures of your past builds, we're concentrating on building a great community, not great builds. Another thing, if you can't donate do not put "sorry can't" on each thing about donations. Just leave those blank. 

Also, multiple applications do not increase your chances to get in, infact it will void all your applications. If you've submitted one the last time around it's perfectly ok to apply again, just ONE application though haha.

To sum it up; be yourself and you'll be fine.

 

More info on Pre-Donations:

The biggest thing you need to remember is that if you're going to donate with your application is to make sure you put your E-Mail you used in your application. The next biggest is to PUT YOUR IN-GAME NAME IN THE NOTES OF THE DONATION (Right before you finalize the donation, there will be a drop down menu to add in notes/IGN). Failure to do this, and your donation will go ignored. This is because I can't figure out who the donation came from, if you forget any of this during your donation, PM me on the forums (Potato) with the amount, and your IGN. I cannot stress this enough; it takes just an extra second to write it, and it saves you money.

Your Pre-Donations will count towards your rank if you get chosen. So if you donate $30, that money will count towards your rank once on the server; consider it a boost right from the start! Even though donating before hand will not gaurantee your entry into the server, bigger donations definitely get more notice than small ones. If you're dedicated enough to donate a lot of money before even getting in, that says a lot about your character. We love dedicated people, because without them our server wouldn't have lasted a year. Dedication keeps us alive, and never goes unrewarded.

Although we do appreciate all donations towards the server, regardless of amount, we would appreciate it if you would refrain from donating anything under $5 USD. We tend to get flooded with a bunch of people donating under $1 and well... 63 cents just seems like you're giving us your pocket change for the fact we say "donations help your application get noticed."

If you can't donate because of age/employment that's COMPLETELY ok, honestly. We have a lot more people on our server whom can't donate compared to those who can. We understand this and that's why it's a DONATION, not a subscription. <3

 

When will E-Mails be sent out:

First off, we will NOT be sending out E-Mails letting you know you didn't get in. We only send out accepted E-Mails. However, to help everyone know I have always made a video letting everyone know when we have sent out the E-Mails. So once you see this video, and you didn't recieve an E-Mail, I wish you better luck next time.

We usually run applications for about 5-7 days. And Send out accepted E-Mails a week after we open them. The only time we close applications early is if we see a huge increase in numbers. Since we can't spare a lot of time to read applications but we'll try to keep them open for 5-7 days.

 

Important things to remember before applying:

If you cannot accept rejection, do not apply. Every application round we get a few people complaining they didn't get chosen. We've had to reject people who have submitted great applications before, because of space. We only accept 20-30 people each time we do this, which means not everyone is going to get in. If we have 3000 applications, and only accept 30 people, that's what, like 1% or .1%? Somewhere around there. It's a low chance, which means you should be prepared to be rejected.

It's nothing against you, it's just math; and sometimes math sucks.

 

That's about it, I truely appreciate you reading through this and you can go apply now knowing you have a better chance compared to others.

Now go on over to the registration form and go for it!

MongooseCountry.com

 

Sunday
Sep302012

No chickens allowed. [Week of 9/24/2012]

Whew. I'm tired. It's been a loooooong week it seems. Ready to start the next one? Not really. But that doesn't matter right now, because it's still Sunday, and there's still an Update to be posted, so let's do it.

It was this kind of day today:

[4:34:45 PM] Dul: Any news anyone wants in the update?

[4:35:11 PM] Potato: (n) nope

Which means there's not going to be a lot of text for you to muddle through. Just a lot of vidjas [But read to the end for the fanart feature I promised].

Since I'm pretty much an attention whore-bitch, I'm putting my video first. I'm back in the game, ladies and gentlemen, with an episode of my stock-standard Minecraft Let's Play.

A series that just doesn't quite compare to Breny's hardcore:

 Terry was very active this week, with videos including a new "Squad" video as well as some more amazing art:

Potato popped out several videos this week as well. He finished up his Unmechanical playthrough:

And got out another three episodes of Sleeping Dogs with Puddles, the first of which you can see here:

If you've gotten behind on Adam's Technic Let's Play, you can watch this super-convenient recap he made for everyone:

Twiitchh streamed a bit of Borderlands 2 this week with his buddy, which he ended up uploading to Youtube! It's long, but definitely worth checking out:

Damn, lots of videos this week, and that's not even all of them. You'll have to subscribe to all the lovely Mongeese if you want a full update.

Last but not least, as promised, I'm going to show you guys some fanart this guy did. His name is ThugBandicoot, and he's got two things to show. First, he drew a crazy-awesome CatatonikC4T mask:

And then he made a sick propaganda poster for Rogue Nation [Adam's server]:

You can find his deviantART here. If you've made something Team Mongoose related, whether it's a picture/drawing or a video or something totally out of the box, email it to me at mongooseupdate@gmail.com and I'll feature it in a future update!

LOADS of stuff this week, hopefully it's helped you keep track of what's going on in the Mongoose realm! Talk to you next week.

<3 Dul

Sunday
Sep232012

Bro/Borderlands/bros/dawgs [Week of 9/17/2012]

Since I live in the procrastination station, this update has become a Sunday thing. Which I'm okay with, if you are. Truly the end of the week, yes?

But I'm sure you don't really care about that. You just want your weekly dose of Mongoose, to make sure you haven't missed anything important. So let's go.

I'm obviously extremely busy, as I'm sure you can tell from this video:

But that's probably because I'm the only person in the world without Borderlands 2. Team Mongoose has been all over that lately, with streams as well as a series of videos [with a very awesome intro Potato edited]. Whether you play the game or not, you're sure to enjoy the series:

And did you see that thumbnail? Yeah. Puddles made that. And if you want to see his process making it, you can do that right here. He's got lots of speedarts on his channel, whose sole purpose is to make you crazy jelly of his skills:

In other news, HePlay delivered videos as promised--he started a playthrough of Spec Ops: The Line! You can watch the first episode here...

And if you feel like some nostalgia, Breny put up a tour of his first main Minecraft world that he was able to recover recently!

Wanting to know what's going on in the new Mongoose Country map? It's been a few weeks, hasn't it? Well, Potato just started up the new season of Server Saturday, so now you'll know!

Adam also started up a new season of his series, Server Tour Tuesday! Check it out for Rogue Nation goodness...

Last, but definitely not least, C4t put out an insane new song. Seriously. Listen to this shiet.

And while you're listening, ponder this. I want to start featuring some of what you guys do for us. If you've made any fanart, fan-videos, ANYTHING, if it's Team Mongoose related, email it to mongooseupdate@gmail.com and I might put it in an update one week. Make sure you post a link, because I'm not going to deal with a bunch of attachments, mmkay?

Finally, shoutout to mah boy Baggetta,  the buckshot billionaire, who gets very little Mongoose love because he has no computer. At some point we're going to do some fundraising for that, so get your wallets ready, but for now just follow him on twitter at @baggettaboutit.

That's all, folks. Check everyone's channels for loads more content.

<3 Dul

Sunday
Sep162012

We've got vidjas. [Week of 9/10/2012]

Well, it’s that time of the week again [actually, that time of the week plus a day or two]. Make sure your socks are on tight, you’re sitting down, and you’re wearing a diaper, because this right here is your weekly Mongoose update: known to knock your socks off, make you fall out of your chair, and sometimes you’ll even find you’ve wet yourself.

It happens.

 Anyways! Let’s kick this off, shall we? Before I start pelting videos at you, I’ve been told to alert you to the fact that Potato’s fixed Twiitchh’s computer! This means he’ll be up and at ‘em again, kicking ass and taking names [and also making videos]. He’s got loads of amazing and hilarious Battlefield content on his channel, and is a core member of Team Mongoose, so I don’t know why you aren’t subscribed to him yet. I mean, have you SEEN his beard?!

It should also be noted that I am the proud owner of the last ever old-logo Team Mongoose shirt. If you loved the old design, that’s unfortunate, but it does mean we’ve got some new styles up with the spiffy new logo [and even more new shirts will be coming]. If you’ve been waiting to get a shirt, now’s a good time. Show off your Mongoose swag to the world!

Alright, now let’s get into the videos, because that’s what you all come for [Ithinkmaybe].

First off, I’ve updated the end-of-season-6 Server Saturday marathon playlist since it’s now over. That also means you can look forward to some Server Saturdays from the new map next week!

If you haven’t seen yet, Puddles has started up his legendary Minecraft LP again. His style is very different to what you may be used to in a let’s play--a breath of fresh air, if you will. Here’s his latest episode, to give you a little taste:

HePlay is also back to making some videos... maybe. He’s been livestreaming loads, but he posted up two short Battlefield 3 clips the other day, showing off some of his mad skillz in a jet and a tank:

Oh, and I almost forgot! The Minecraft SMP started up again. Three episodes went up this week, the first of which you can watch right here:

And we all know Breny’s a go-to guy for good redstone tutorials. If you have a house in a cliff-face that you want hidden, only openable by some sick arrow shot that I don’t understand, watch this tutorial and forever be beyond me:

 

Last bit of news is that MonsterHD started up his own Minecraft server-hosting company called Apex Servers. If you need a host, be sure to consider them.

Hope all you lovely people have had a great week. I can’t write for shit today for some reason, BUT I WROTE THIS ANYWAY! REMEMBER: This is nowhere near the full extent of Mongoose videos released this week. Check all of the channels on the left sidebar for all the content!

<3

Friday
Sep072012

This is a thing now. [Week of 9/3/12]

Well hey there, Mongoose fan, or perhaps meerkat pilgrim wandering wild. My name is Dul, and I’ll be your host on this wonderful journey I like to call the, uh, TEAM-UPDATEY-THING. Yeah. It was supposed to be a temporary name but nobody was helpful, so there we go [suggestions are welcome]. Hopefully I don’t have to say that too many times.

Anyways, if you’re new here, this is something Puds used to do, but I’ve now taken over. Don’t be alarmed.

Andbutso that’s the first bit of news this week. I’m in Team Mongoose now [and it should be noted that despite what Adam may tell you, I’m not the baby goose, he is]. Hello there. I’m known as DulJuice around the webs these days, but I really just go by Dul. You can find me here and there on the internet, and perhaps you already have. If not, the link to your left over there would be a good place to start.*

BUT DON’T LEAVE YET! Still so much more to talk about.

What else has your favorite group of small carnivorans been up to this week? Well let’s see now...

I’m sure you’ve noticed the brand new site layout Puddles designed, seeing as that’s what you’re looking at right now. Have you noticed the badass new logo that is badass and just screams... badassness? Now you have. And a new logo means new armor must be made, of course, so look out for an announcement about that coming up soon as well.

And don't forget about the podcast, either. Episode 69 is up, and it's the first podcast I'm in, so you know it's going to be good. P.S. 69.

You also may have heard that Team Mongoose is gettin’ it in on Guild Wars 2! We’re on the Jade Quarry server, and have a guild going as well. If you want in, you’re welcome to mail me [Dul.5712] and ask for an invite. The more the merrier!

The new map on Mongoose Country is in full swing, but Potato’s got a little marathon of Server Saturdays going on to finish up the builds from last map. You can find a playlist of all of those here [more will be added when they’re uploaded]. It’s a bit late, but if you haven’t already checked your email [your spam folder too!] for an acceptance email, you could be missing out on THE SERVER OF A LIFETIME.

If you haven’t seen, Potato and Puddles have been rolling out dual LPs lately. Puddles is uploading Saints Row 3 on his channel, while Potato’s doing Sleeping Dogs. If you know these guys, you know they can make any game hilarious, and these are no exception. Make sure to check out their latest episodes...


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Also, if you have a Technic-shaped hole in your heart from the lack of SMPs, you might enjoy Adam’s latest Technic Pack LP:



His server, Rogue Nation, is even open for applications!

And speaking of Mongoose-y servers... Breny’s long-awaited public BeastCraft server will be starting its beta month either today or tomorrow! If you’re a big fan of Breny, keep an eye on the spiffy website Swift_y designed to be one of the 100 in the beta!

But I think that’s about it for this week’s update. Chances are, next week’s won’t be quite so long, but if you enjoyed this please let me know! I’d love critique and such so I can make these entertaining and helpful for you all [@DulJuice]. Check back around this time next week, and the next week, and the next week after that to make sure you’re super-Mongoose-saturated!

*Since people are bothersome, I’ll take this moment to clarify that you do not ask to get into Team Mongoose. You get asked. I’ve known these guys personally for almost a year now, a little bit after I got on Mongoose Country last August.